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#	joebot chat file
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#	plz don't remove any 'tags', cause this would result in
#	interchanging between categories.
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#	(Max. 50 Sentences per category and team
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#     copyright @$3.1415rin
#     copyright 3NFORC3R
#     copyright PainedFuture
#     copyright @$3.1415rin
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#	(here u can add ur copyright if u'va added sth and have sent
#	 it back to joebotchat@gmx.de)
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#	BOTNAME name of bot saying this stuff
# 	TEAMMATEALIVE name of a teammate which is alive
# 	ENEMYALIVE name of enemy which is alive
#	BESTPLAYER name of player with most frags
#	CHATTER name of player who chatted
# 	WEAPON name of own weapon
# 	TIMERE time to round end
# 	ALIVE ...
# 	DEAD ...
# 	RANDOM ...
# 	VICTIM ...
# 	MAP ...
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# Adding interactive replies
# start of section : [reply]
# keywords : @KEY "keyword1","keyword2"
# note : please don't leave spaces between keywords and commas, thx
# phrase1
# phrase2
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# chat texts when a new player joins
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[welcome]
<all>
	Hi LASTJOINED !
	Long time I havn't seen you, LASTJOINED
	you have time again, LASTJOINED ?
	ah no, LASTJOINED again !
	hello
	just an idiot more to frag
	wasn't your mother ok with you, LASTJOINED, playing MOD ?
<te>
<ct>

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# chat texts when the bomb is planted
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[bombplanted]
<all>
<te>
	juchuuu
	the bomb'll kill ya all !
	let's camp ... the cts won't find it
	ha ha, BOOM !!
	you'll never defuse it in time
	tick, tick, tick
	this is my favorite part
	LOL
	come and get it wussies
	let's see if ENEMYALIVE remembered to buy a defuser
	the bomb ain't all that blows !
	ur heading the wrong way ENEMYALIVE LOL!
<ct>
	TEAMMATEALIVE do u know where ?
	shit
	where is it TEAMMATEALIVE ?
	It's the red wire right TEAMMATEALIVE ?
	Do you have a defuser TEAMMATEALIVE ?
	which site TEAMMATEALIVE ?
	I wish I had bought a defuser
	let's go, only 35 seconds !
	This stinks
	I'm gonna plant that bomb somewhere
	This gets old
	watch for guards
	you got ur defuser TEAMMATEALIVE ?
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# chat texts when a hostage is killed
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[hostdown]
<all>
	trigger happy fools
	the innocent always suffer
	maybe if the hostages weren't so stupid...
	stupid fucking hostages
	poor hossie
<te>
	hehehe
	ENEMYALIVE we'll do the same with u !!!
	if ya've money, go on killing ... a dead hostage cannot be rescued by the cts ...
	cool, more news coverage
	hehe, the hostages are so stupid
	that's not the last hostage to die either ENEMYALIVE
	CNN loves a dead hostage
	first the hostages, then the rescuers !
	we didn't need that hostage anyway did we TEAMMATEALIVE ?
	I was tired of guarding that hostage anyway
<ct>
	what r ya doin, man ?
	don't shoot at civilians !
	objective destroyed - one less for lousy rescuing
	poor hostage
	protect the hostages !
	Why ?
	Well... a dead hostage means one less needed to win, doesn't it?
	I often wonder if these hostages are worth saving
	I hate trying to save hostages
	civilian casaulties ! bad ENEMYALIVE bad !
	way to go asshole, you killed the hostage!
	who killed the hostage ?!
	was that u that killed the hostage TEAMMATEALIVE ?
	I think the hostages try to die
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# chat texts of currently killing bots
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[kill]
<all>
	got ya
	got ya, bloody VICTIM
	U should have known, VICTIM, my WEAPON is my best friend :)
	How do the bullets from my WEAPON feel, VICTIM ?
	Hey VICTIM, you should have taken a WEAPON, too :p
	MUHAHAHAHAAAHAA
	BOTNAME will kill ya all
	My Name is BOTNAME, but u may call me god
	And I told u : If u wanna think u can play cstrike, never fight against BOTNAME !!
	And now I'll try to get ENEMYALIVE !
	lol
	that was easy
	newbie
	I like MAP
	should have ducked VICTIM
	u were never any good VICTIM
	should have run when u had the chance VICTIM
	that'll teach ya VICTIM !
	Walk towards the light VICTIM
	AAAAAAHHHHHH !!!
	More newbies please !
	Ouch, that had to hurt VICTIM
	Kneel before me VICTIM
	Try practicing against some bots VICTIM
	Were you trying to die VICTIM ?
	BOTNAME owns you
	Run from BOTNAME !
	You've got that death scene down pat VICTIM
	You die well VICTIM
	Try shooting back next time VICTIM
	VICTIM stinks!
	I think VICTIM was a noobie
	owned u VICTIM
	killed ya again VICTIM
	I get tired of killing you VICTIM
	Feel the pain VICTIM
	hehe, you suck VICTIM
	you should run while you still can ENEMYALIVE
	BOTNAME is your worst nightmare !!
	I always enjoy killing VICTIM
	I love my WEAPON
	BOTNAME and WEAPON, a deadly combination
	I bet I lead the stats for the WEAPON
<te>
	Haha, wannabe - policeman
	Haha, wannabe - marine
	some guys have to go before we'll be able to set up a new government
	Are there still guys who think, that terrorists are not able to fight ?!
	BOTNAME rules !!
	ha ha, u died for the cause VICTIM !
	thanx for helping my score VICTIM
	See ya in Hell VICTIM !
	Hope you had life insurance VICTIM
	BOTNAME owns you
	How's it feel to be a hero VICTIM ?
	owned u VICTIM
	I got one, now it's ur turn TEAMMATEALIVE
	me EAT joo VICTIM !
	I'm gunning for you next ENEMYALIVE
	HA! you guys are counter-terrorism experts ?
	HA! Raped ya with my WEAPON VICTIM !
<ct>
	The good one is still the best one
	I thought you guys had training camps ?!
	I always feel a twinge of guilt
	HA! and the government pays me for this
	sorry VICTIM I had to do it
	one less badguy in the world
	I feel bad about that VICTIM
	Ha, VICTIM, you're dead now !
	we'll kill all you terrorists !
	BOTNAME owns you
	owned u VICTIM
	surrender, ...while you have a chance ENEMYALIVE
	I don't think VICTIM even saw me
	...this is just like in training, only more fun :)
	I'm the ultimate WEAPON whore !
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# chat texts of dead bots
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[dead]
<all>
	Are here any bots playin ??
	Oh no, today is a bad day
	I hate campers
	did anyone play MAP ? quite nice ...
	I don't hate campers, but i hate u, DEAD!
	Let's votemap 9 - I hate this map
	Does anybody like this 'MAP' ?
	I don't really know this map
	Did u see the news yesterday ?? - really crazy
	Did you already visit http://joebot.counter-strike.de ?
	have u already seen www.fsg-preetz.de ?
	oh, let's vote against ENEMYALIVE, he destroys the whole game
	doesn't he see him ?
	where are u from DEAD ?
	Hi DEAD what's up?
	ALIVE is playing really good
	I'm sure, TEAMMATEALIVE will make it !
	i think i've to clean up my NNs to make me play better
	greetz to botman - the father of all bots
	This is much better than the last version of JOEBot 
	Hey! human, you stink
	u're getting better
	dumb bots
	zzzzzz...
	BESTPLAYER is cheating !
	don't these bots look like they're using a wallhack ?
	lag kill
	this is lame
	you should stick with solitaire DEAD
	time for a mapchange ain't it ?
	I hate this game
	ha ! newbie bots !
	wake me DEAD when it's over
	How about some back up ?
	Backup, what's backup ?
	what are they doin ?
	Did you see that ?
	Quit cheating DEAD
	Yeah! Right
	Pathetic
	ENEMYALIVE is one dumb bot
	Doh !!
	This server stinks
	Somedays it pays to be a bot
	when they spin in circles, I get dizzy
	Are you on this server often DEAD ?
	TIMERE left and I'm already spectating :(
	Wow! BESTPLAYER has some nice stats
	How come everyone has so much trouble spelling names correctly ?
<te>
	typical counter attack
	t's rule
	the ct's don't have a clue
	TEAMMATEALIVE doesn't have a clue
	ENEMYALIVE is cheating
	I want a de map next
	We could start planing our next attack awhile
	Another good bot is FoxBot, for TFC
	At least I'm a martyr now
	I guess I'm in Hell now huh? That explains why I'm so hot
	Whatever this job paid, it wasn't worth it !
	Kill them all and start a new round
	this waypoint file stinks
	this is rediculous
	did you guys ever hear of teamwork?
	Try Botmixer 5000, I wanna kill some PODBots
	I was born a bad bot
	This MAP favors the ct's too much
	u stupid ct's talk too much
	do any of u guys know how to get this aimbot to work ?
	damn! ENEMYALIVE is stupid
	ENEMYALIVE needs to practice against bots or something
	I think TEAMMATEALIVE is an uncover ct, he can't really suck that hard
	don't tell me! another bot is stuck again right?
	good plan there DEAD
	Mama tried to raise me better, it's all my fault
	can we kick TEAMMATEALIVE off our team ?
	no bot can be that dumb
	I need a drink...
	this game's alot easier when I'm stoned...
	check out TEAMMATEALIVE , I think he forgot he's a terrorist
	If you don't like JoeBOT, YOUR CRAZY!
	HaHa! you stupid counter-terrorists suck!
	I guess now we wait for the campers to get done huh?
	I'd rather be a ct when playing MAP
	so what is valve gonna screw up in the next patch ?
	damn newbies !
<ct>
	typical terror attack ...
	what motivates a terrorist ?
	ct's rule
	I think there's cheating going on
	What map's next ?
	One of our guys better call for reinforcements
	ParaBot, for HL, is also a great bot !
	Hey DEAD I can see all my dead relatives !
	A dead ct is a hero
	ENEMYALIVE doesn't have a clue
	TEAMMATEALIVE deserves a medal
	What do you mean, I'm a bot ?!
	Maybe we should try playing as a team ?
	JoeBot is sweeeeeeet !
	time to download some new maps
	JoeBot is cool, needs more wpts thou
	Botmixer 5000, it's awesome !
	This MAP favors the te's too much
	you damn terrorists talk too much
	that's the last time we let TEAMMATEALIVE make the plan
	the good guys always win
	what's with all this leet crap ?
	do any of you terrorists want to switch teams with me ?
	I don't think these teams are fair
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# chat texts of bots remarking a team attack
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[teamattack]
<all>
	Be careful TKPLAYER
	Are u crazy, TKPLAYER !?
	Dumb, TKPLAYER, dumb
	is mp_tkpunish on ?!
	TKPLAYER is a teamkiller !!!
	WTF !!! Hey, TEAMMATEALIVE let's get TKPLAYER
	TKPLAYER, watch your six, dude !
	Watch your back TKPLAYER !
	You're supposed to shoot the other team TKPLAYER
	why TKPLAYER ?
	you'r an idiot TKPLAYER
	forget what team you'r on TKPLAYER ?
	somebody kick TKPLAYER
	can't manage to shoot them so u turn on us, huh TKPLAYER
	you know what they say about payback TKPLAYER
	you'r the best guy on their team TKPLAYER
	Don't let that happen again TKPLAYER
	uuummm... what team are you on TKPLAYER ?
	your a fuckin moron TKPLAYER
	what comes around goes around TKPLAYER
	hey TKPLAYER nice shot dumbass
	turn friendlyfire off, TKPLAYER is at it again !
	why doesn't the admin boot TKPLAYER ?
	watch it TKPLAYER !
	I'm on your side TKPLAYER
<te>
	TKPLAYER you jerk go to CTs if you like to shoot on terrorists !
	Even though we're badguys, we don't shoot each other TKPLAYER
	forget you were a terrorist TKPLAYER ?
	do you know what a ct looks like TKPLAYER ?
	hello! thats one of ours TKPLAYER
	wait till we get back to base TKPLAYER u damn tk'er
	u shoot me TKPLAYER and i'm gonna kick ur ass
	OMFG! you're stupid TKPLAYER
<ct>
	TKPLAYER you fool go to Ts if you like to shoot on counter-terrorists !
	TKPLAYER, did u ever hear of goodguys shooting each other ?
	Forget you'r a ct TKPLAYER ?
	identify your target TKPLAYER !
	TKPLAYER you moron, don't u know what a terrorist looks like ?!
	check your fire TKPLAYER
	you're going on report TKPLAYER
	friendly fire is on TKPLAYER
	ugh ! friendly fire from TKPLAYER again !
	TKPLAYER is working for the t's !!

[reply]

@KEY "AGAIN"
CHATTER, things are always repeating - aren't they?
And I'm sure it wasn't the last time...
That's the way things go, hey...

@KEY "AIMBOT","WALLHACK"
CHATTER, are you cheating ?
Even PunkBuster fails to detect some of them...
You can't be sure nowadays if someones's good at playing or cheats
Aimbots are cool, shut up CHATTER!
Wallhacks are evil tools of the devil ;)

@KEY "ALWAYS"
That's not always, CHATTER!
I just like it :-)
Come on CHATTER, that was only the second time!

@KEY "ANDROID"
Ah yes, those were the times...
CHATTER was it your first Bot too ?
Does anybody know what DaTa does today ?
Isn't DaTa dead ?
You can't play with Android on MAP, can you ?
who in the hell would use Android anymore ?

@KEY "BACKUP","TEAMWORK"
I'd be alive right now if I'd had some help from my teammates
what's that CHATTER ?
this is only deathmatch anymore CHATTER
I'd kill for some teamwork :)
might as well be playing this game by myself
let's try sticking together next round, huh guys?
you won't find any of that on a public server

@KEY "BAN","BANNED"
and weren't you on probation for cheating once CHATTER ?
somebody should blacklist you CHATTER
I think we should put vote against ENEMYALIVE
everybody's always complaining about the other guy
quit whining

@KEY "BOTMAN"
Who is this botman everybody is talking about???
Visit his website at http://www.planethalflife.com/botman
Whithout his sourcecode many bots wouldn't exist!
I wonder when HPB-Bot will be finished...
Did you play his HPB-Bot yet ?
he's got all kinds of programs for download at his website
his Botmixer 5000 program is cool
huh? did you say batman CHATTER ?
I guess us bots can call him Daddy :)

@KEY "HPB-Bot","HPBBOT"
It's nice for TFC, but CS sucks with this bot
never tried it
... but it's from the god of bots :)

@KEY "BOT","BOTS"
Why are you always talking about them?
There are no bots on this server CHATTER, I tell you!
They are cool!!!
What's your favourite bot, CHATTER?
If you want to program your own, ask botman!
Bots, all the time bots - you should start playing with humans.
Are you afraid of playing with other humans, CHATTER ?
Most bots are still very stupid!
It's funny : The users think the bot authors don't like each others, but in fact they are writing emails to each other

@KEY "BOTMIXER"
BM5000 rocks
you should try BM5000, I wanna kill some PodBots :)
BM5000 can be a bit hard to get working
it's a bit more laggy thou

@KEY "CAMPER","CAMPING"
I really hate those campers!
Camping sucks!
Camping is cool :)
Don't you camp sometimes CHATTER ?
Camping's often the only option to win...
Yes, good 'ole Camper-Strike...
Well, it's just one of a bunch of strategies, this camping :)
That dude might as well pitch a tent

@KEY "CHEAT"
Those damn cheaters are ruining the entire game!
I suspect that BESTPLAYER is cheating
I hate cheaters!
Cheating sucks!
Why are so many people cheating?
Punkbuster could help...
Play with bots - they don't cheat!
Get the OGC sources ... quite interesting
takes one to know one CHATTER
naaa...he's just good
the admin should kick em if they are
CSguard might help
CD should be on this serever
that accusation gets tossed around too much
weren't you banned at one time CHATTER
too bad valve doesn't do anything about the cheating
ban em if he's cheating

@KEY "CLAN"
What are these clans all about?
I was in a clan once, but it sucked hard.
What clan are you from, CHATTER?
Do you want to enter our clan, CHATTER?
Playing in a clan is for people who got no life...

@KEY "CS","COUNTERSTRIKE","COUNTER-STRIKE","CSTRIKE"
Counter-Strike is boring nowadays...
CHATTER how long do you play CS ?
CS all the way from the very first beta!
There are too much newbies playing it.
Too many people online cheat in CS
It's not as much fun as it used to be
Well the german kids are no longer allowed to play it *g*
It's starting to die I think
It's alot better when played with teamwork

@KEY "DOD","DAY OF DEFEAT"
I don't get what people like in DoD
CS all the way...
CHATTER do you think it will get as popular as CS ?
CHATTER do you prefer DoD over CS ?
Day of Defeat is a hopeless MOD, IMHO.
DoD is the best mod you can get at the moment !
If you'd ever played DoD, you wouldn't play CS any more
Hey, is JoeBOT for DoD now, too ?
SturmBot is a great bot for Day of Defeat
BocBot works with it too sucks
They screwed it up with beta 2.0, too much damn lag

@KEY "DSL"
your pings so low cause ur a bot CHATTER  u fool
you should get broadband 
I'm on a cable modem CHATTER

@KEY "ENGINE"
I heard the HL Engine is a hybrid between Quake1 & Quake2, odd huh?
CHATTER, don't you miss the time when an engine was a Software Engine ?
The HL Engine is still quite good, despite its age...
Code your own engine CHATTER !

@KEY "FUCK","DAMN","PISS","SHIT"
Don't swear, CHATTER!
Nasty CHATTER!
Yes, you're right, CHATTER. Now SHUT UP!
Watch your language, CHATTER!
CHATTER, don't use this word again - that's impolite!
We don't use that kind of language here CHATTER
Smart people don't need to use that kind of lanuage to make a point 

@KEY "HEHE","HAHA","LOL",":)"
I'm glad that at least you have your fun, CHATTER...
Enjoy yourself while you still can, CHATTER!
Very funny indeed, CHATTER...
Good one CHATTER!
What ?
What ? I didn't understand

@KEY "HOSTAGE"
the hossies are so stupid
do you think valve tried to make the hossies this stupid
they're not worth rescuing
the bomb is smarter than the hossies
the turd I flushed this morning was smarter than these hossies

@KEY "I THINK","I BELIEVE"
You think too much, CHATTER ;-)
And I think you should shut up and play!
And you really do believe that, CHATTER?
What makes you think so?
Plz give me your ICQ Number CHATTER
It's not interesting what _you_ think, CHATTER
There you go thinking again CHATTER

@KEY "JOEBOT"
Yes, JoeBot isn't bad ...
Once I chatted with the author, @$3.1415rin
Funnily JoeBot got famous when NNBot quit...
I wonder where else Neural Networks could be applied
So you think JoeBot rocks ?
JoeBOT is too easy
I think the best game ever was with podbot and joebot together ... botmixer rocks !
let's hear it for Johannes, alias @$3.1415rin, it's creator
this is one sweet bot
it gets better with every new release
does it support DOD yet ?

@KEY "@$3.1415rin","aspirin","as3.1415rin"
He comes from northern Germany, doesn't he ?
I live in a village next to the town he lives in :)
Quite amazing work he did on neural networks
His neural network stuff was even proved to be good by a prof from the university of Kiel
Was it his idea or did @$3.1415rin steal it from Ditlew, this NN Stuff ?
He had the same idea as ditlew, but he told me he had no inet connection at that time and therefore nobody knew about JoeBOT

@KEY "JUMBOT"
JB ? It was good back then but ParaBot is much better now!
JB's advantage has been that it was a MOD, not a hooking DLL
Ah yes, Jumbot and The Fatal. Wonder what he's up to now.
Rumours have it that The Fatal now does AHL Bots ? 
The first bot I tried, but I was to stupid to install it that time

@KEY "MUSIC","BAND"
Umm...I don't care as long as it's no commercial shit
Underground Electro Polka is the real deal!
Do you still use Napster CHATTER ?
Somebody got good MP3 Links ?
I have 14GB of mp3s on my HD *g*

@KEY "NEWBIE","NEWB","NOOBIE","NEWBIES"
you were once one too CHATTER
be kind to them
everyone has to start sometime
I guess you started an expert huh CHATTER ?
and you still can't kill em CHATTER

@KEY "NNBOT"
Too bad NNBot is discontinued...
Try JoeBot if you liked NNBot CHATTER
CHATTER did you hear of Ditlew's new MOD ?

@KEY "PARABOT"
It is the coolest Deathmatch Bot I've ever played
CHATTER you should try ParaBot, it's great!
It's so sad no CSBot has the great Nav of Parabot so far
I heard it already supports 3 HL MODS by now
The button usage - superior !
Tobias is a genious .. everybody should have tried parabot
Jumbot's pretty cool too

@KEY "KILLARUNA","TOBIAS"
Nice work he did :)
I think I'll never know how he does the learning of the map
One can feel that he's an intelligent guy when you play parabot :)
He's studying computer science, doesn't he ?
Parabot is awesome !

@KEY "PING","LAG"
I always have a Ping of 5, I'm on DSL !!
My connection sucks...
My connection sucks too
Fucking 56k ...
Where are you from CHATTER ?
Play offline with Bots if your connection sucks
Just change your provider CHATTER!

@KEY "PLAN"
it was better than yours CHATTER
hehe, couldn't tell he had one CHATTER
the best ones are simple
you mean getting slaughtered isn't what he had in mind?
mine is simple, follow TEAMMATEALIVE

@KEY "POD-BOT","POD","PODBOT"
I heard it's the best Bot for CS, I'm not sure though...
Yeah, it rulez !
I already got the newest WIP - quite amazing
People tell they use some kind of wallhack, is it true ?
Is it true that the author, CF, is now coding the CS:CZ bots ?
and it's updated so often :)

@KEY "COUNT FLOYD","COUNT-FLOYD","COUNTFLOYD"," CF "
He was now working on CS:CZ ?
his real name was ... oh shit i forgot it
once upon a time, i met him when i was still in the demo scene
If you mention him, don't forget to mention killaruna
One of the three great bot developers from germany ... Count Floyd, Killaruna and @$3.1415rin

@KEY "COUNTERSTRIKE:CONDITION-ZERO","CS:CZ"
That's a fine game ...
what's that ?
never played it, but I know it :)
ah na, again this hl engine shit
there are these new artificial players ... great !
just too much hype ... i stick to hldm
What says the BPSJ about this ?

@KEY "PUNKBUSTER"
Don't be a PUNK! (support www.punkbuster.com)
I'm always lagging when using PunkBuster
Tony Ray of PB is kind of weird...
Ever tried CS-Guard ?
I think PB supports RTCW now
what's that ?

@KEY " Q3 ","QUAKE"
Q3 has a bad lighting IMO
Half-Life still rules CHATTER!
Have you heard of DMC, CHATTER? ;-)
nice graphix, but it's too much for my TNT1
might as well play DooM CHATTER

@KEY "REALBOT"
Is it any good CHATTER?
Is RB still unwaypointed CHATTER ?
Yep, I remember RB. First unwaypointed Bot right ?
I heard RB now tries to do something like ParaBot ?!?
Once lovingly called 'the wallhuggers'
stefan isn't any more alone with coding ...Tub joined the team
Stefan wants to quit ?

@KEY "RTCW"
Return to Castle Wolfenstien is a cool game
the orginal Castle Wolfenstien is a classic, the new one isn't
who care's about that, it didn't live up to it's hype CHATTER
nazi's and monsters, what a combination

@KEY "SCRIPT"
Scripts are for losers
CHATTER, you prolly don't know how to bind keys ?
Did you know that even buying scripts are considered cheating ?
Are bots scripted too ?

@KEY "SERVER"
I'm always on this Server
Me & my friends play a lot on this Server
I believe this Server's got a good Map Rotation
Is this one linux or windows based ?

@KEY "SPECTATING"
you spend alot of time just watching the action don't you CHATTER
nobody told me being dead was so boring :(
if you didn't suck so hard you wouldn't be dead all the time CHATTER
well CHATTER, it's gives us a chance to chat and get to know each other :)
it gives you a chance to observe how good players do it

@KEY "SORRY"
Yeah, afterwards everybody says he's sorry!
The excuse doesn't help me now, CHATTER!
Next time you better think before you start doing something, CHATTER!
I'm sorry, too!
You don't know how sorry you will be for doing that...
ha ! You must be joking ! CHATTER and being sorry

@KEY "STATS"
they don't mean shit CHATTER
who cares about 'em
the good players don't worry about records
and yours suck CHATTER

@KEY "TEAMKILL"," TK "
Teamkillers should be banned from this server.
Who's the teamkiller CHATTER ?
I like stabbing my teammates, MWUHAHA!!
Did TEEAMMATEALIVE kill you ? He often does!
Where's the Admin ? He should take care of it...
CHATTER just sit out TIMERE and pay him back!
payback's a bitch

@KEY "TIRED","SLEEP"
Go to bed, CHATTER
Have some rest, CHATTER...
Want some coffee CHATTER?
Oh come on CHATTER ! One more round... 
Are we here in the kindergarden, CHATTER ?
take a power nap CHATTER

@KEY "VOTE","MAPCHANGE"
Shut up CHATTER !
Nah, I like MAP
Just because you're always dead CHATTER ?
MAP is great, shut up!
MAP ownz!
Yep. We should vote now.

@KEY "WHAT","WHY","WHERE","WHO","WHEN","HOW"
You will never find out, CHATTER!
Yeah, that's really strange CHATTER...
The answer is out there, CHATTER ;-)
No idea, CHATTER
Dunno.
The older we are, the more we know - so wait a bit CHATTER :)
What do you think CHATTER?
I won't tell you, CHATTER!
Find out yourself, CHATTER!
Good question, CHATTER!

@KEY "NUKEBOX","NUCLEARBOX","NBOX"
Quite good forums they got there ...
It's a shame that the joebot forums are gone :(
lots of nice people there

@KEY "WTC"
I think it's good that the americans know they are vulnerable
Poor victims
These bloody terrorists should all be bombed !

@KEY "AUX"
Isn't he the admin of the nukebox ?
I heard he comes from florida ...
well I don't like him, CHATTER
nice work he does on his forums ... dunno how expensive it is to have such a server !

@KEY "TERRORIST"
Since september 11th this terms has quite another meaning, hasn't it CHATTER ?
mmmhh
The american police thought count floyd was one of them too - lol

@KEY "ZZZZZZ"
wake up CHATTER
time for bed CHATTER ?
if you didn't suck CHATTER, you wouldn't be dead all the time
you tired CHATTER ?
shut up and drink some coffee CHATTER
